Beard Betting Tactics

A breakdown of how professional sports bettors operate and place bets, focusing on maintaining anonymity and managing relationships with bookmakers.

Core Betting Infrastructure

  • Avoid betting directly at casinos
    • Casinos are "for losers and people who can't win"
    • Casinos will ban winning players
    • Need to find alternative betting channels

Using "Beards" (Proxy Betters)

  • Definition: People who place bets on behalf of the real bettor
  • Types of beards used:
    • Successful business people
    • Degenerate gamblers
    • Hollywood people
    • Professional athletes (e.g. Floyd Mayweather)

Operating Model

  • Bet through street-level bookmakers
  • Use credit-based betting systems
  • Maintain anonymity
    • Nobody should know who's actually winning
    • Create layers between bettor and bookmaker

Performance Metrics

  • Return measurements:
    • Bad year: 4-4.5% return per bet
    • Good year: 8-9% return per bet
    • Focus on return per bet rather than annual returns
    • Can't measure like traditional hedge funds due to capital deployment limitations

Modern Evolution

  • Now uses fully automated systems
    • Runs two models simultaneously
    • Zero human intervention in decisions
    • Strict adherence to model outputs
    • No manual overrides even when model appears wrong

Scale of Operations

  • Requires large betting volume for meaningful returns
  • Need approximately $100M in total bets for $10M in profit
  • Multiple bets placed daily to achieve volume
  • Focus on consistent execution rather than individual wins